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kevin.socal.626.

geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

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guy:

when someone voluntarily helps you out with something you needed help with

image

foodchewer:

foodchewer:

I live for compliments

imageim so alive 

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donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

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emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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